Toilet Humour

toilet humor

A Tax inspector, a VAT inspector and an Accountant were in the urinal performing their morning constitutional before a meeting.

The Tax Inspector finishes first and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single
spot of water on his hands is dried.

Turning to the VAT Inspector and the Accountant, he say “Tax Inspectors are trained to be extremely thorough”. The VAT Inspector is second and finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands.

He uses a single towel and makes sure that he dries every drop of water from his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says “VAT Inspectors are not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient”.

The Accountant finishes and walks straight for the door. “Accountants learn not to pee on their hands.”

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