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Toilet Humour

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A Tax inspector, a VAT inspector and an Accountant were in the urinal performing their morning constitutional before a meeting. The Tax Inspector finishes first and walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried. Turning to the …

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Don’t Pee Off the Tax Man!

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A Little Bit Of Light Humour HMRC decides to have a look at Grandpas accounts, and summons him to the Tax office. The tax inspector was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his accountant. The tax inspector said, ‘ Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure HMRC finds that believable. I’m …